I HATE EGYPTIANS

Did you know that Tutankhamun’s mummified liver was buried in a gold case with semiprecious stones and colored glass? Three similar containers held his lungs, stomach, and intestines; along with the heart (which was likely removed, mummified, and then placed back in to Tut’s body). The Egyptians considered these the most important. The brain was thrown away. They thought the heart was the source of intelligence. Can you believe that? Fucking dumbasses.

I was all proud of them because of papyrus and then I hear this nonsense and it turns out Egyptians are as dumb as a damn Samoan.

God, how I hate the Egyptians.

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