WELCOME TO BEAM IS A DICK. NOW GO AWAY.
I am Beam and this is what you do not know about me: while you have your eyes closed and are basking in the sunshine, I will slit your windpipe. Sleep tight.
Also, I like puppies.
Jul
22
I HATE BUTTER
Butter sucks the cow’s ass it comes from. I really like jelly though. It’s my favorite!
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