WELCOME TO BEAM IS A DICK. NOW GO AWAY.

I am Beam and this is what you do not know about me: while you have your eyes closed and are basking in the sunshine, I will slit your windpipe. Sleep tight.

Also, I like puppies.

YOU

God I hate you.

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