WELCOME TO BEAM IS A DICK. NOW GO AWAY.

I HATE IRISHMEN

I hate Irishmen for the simple reason that they are always asking me for change or new clothes or food. Some people do not realize this: but the lot of Irish are known criminals. Ask yourself: how many Irish are in Irish prisons?

A lot.

God how I hate the Irish.

WELCOME TO BEAM IS A DICK. NOW GO AWAY.

I am Beam and this is what you do not know about me: while you have your eyes closed and are basking in the sunshine, I will slit your windpipe. Sleep tight.

Also, I like puppies.

I HATE IRISHMEN

Notes

WELCOME TO BEAM IS A DICK. NOW GO AWAY.

I am Beam and this is what you do not know about me: while you have your eyes closed and are basking in the sunshine, I will slit your windpipe. Sleep tight. Also, I like puppies.

I HATE IRISHMEN

Notes

I am Beam and this is what you do not know about me: while you have your eyes closed and are basking in the sunshine, I will slit your windpipe. Sleep tight.

Also, I like puppies.