I have had enough of you and I will bite my tongue no more. If you’re ugly, I don’t want to look at you. If you’re ugly, I don’t want to hear you. If you’re ugly, I don’t even want to smell you. Go get pretty you hideously, ugly fuck. You make my eyes sore.
Ok. That’s all for now, gang! I’m off to my colonic!
They must be destroyed at all costs.
I am fastidious in everything I do. This is why you embarrass me. Me? I could spot clean a 7-member family’s homicide/suicide in 52 minutes or less. Better believe it!
If there is is one thing I never get tired of telling people it is this: I hate you people. I blog, tweet, and carve as much in to my own flesh daily. I’m just not a people person. I like dogs. They’re adorable! Unlike people. People smell and have needs and thoughts and feelings. It’s like I always say: people suck! But of all the people I hate, one ranks supreme. This is why I started my sister site: seanisachoad dot bloggerville or something or other. I want to isolate a single individual and crush his will to live. Also, I am bored at work.
P.S. Does anyone out there know how to mass produce sarin gas?
I’m just kidding. Only a complete and total jackass would hate birds. I do hate the Russians though.
Fuck you Jon Zast.
I’m looking at you Andrew L. You know how much corporate bullshit I had to wade through to afford that bag of past-due-date pretzels? One handful from you depletes the whole stock, now I got nothing but a few broken ones and pretzel dust.
Thanks.
Scales? I, like you, can’t help but to step on them. But I, unlike you, do so only to stomp, smash, and obliterate them in all their judgmental fucktard glory.
I will find you scales and I will kill you, each and every one.
Your name is just the result of your parents lack of creativity. So when I say “Hey you” just answer me? You’re not special “Beau” or “Sean” or “Gian” or “Gino” or “Jon” or “Ian” or “Nikelle” or “Other Ian” or “Tucker” or “Coral” or “Dennis” or “Stan” or whatever-the-hell-substitutes-for-me-snapping-my-fingers,-not-throwing-my-scalding-hot-coffee-on-you.
